Laura Lippay’s Randomly Weird SEO & Tech Predictions for 2014

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Jailbait and Diaper Sex: Microniche dating sites like Farmers Only (indeed, for farmers only), Women Behind Bars (yup), and Daily Diapers (yeah no, for adults) will be bought up by Demand Media and expanded out to include landing pages for tail terms like “How Jailbait Made Me a Better Person”, ”Why Diaper Sex Ain’t as Good as It Used to Be” and ”howcome when I holler soooouie my old woman don’t come?”  (Sorry to my cohorts at Demand – I love you but - you know. Also, thanks to Portent’s Content Idea Generator for some of those titles. Try it, it’s fun).…

Forum Spam – A Practical Guide

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If you’ve landed on this page hoping to find tips on enhancing your forum spam strategy, I’m afraid you’re out of luck. This guide is intended for those poor souls tasked with cleaning up the aftermath of a merciless spam campaign that has plastered your lovely domain across countless hell-holes of the internet with all the accuracy and subtlety of a sawn-off shotgun. So, as part of your clean-up operation you’re faced with some wretched old forum within whose monstrous spammy bowels lie a few hundred links to your domain.…

iPhone 3G, 3GS, 4 & 5 Display Problems – Screen Blank – Faulty?

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I had my first iphone “fault” today – at least I thought it was a fault. A blank, totally black or intermittently “white” screen (it’s actually just blank). Quite frightening! The display screen wouldn’t activate and stayed blank even when I pressed the sleep/wake button on the front of the phone. With a blank / black screen your iPhone is completely useless. You can still hear text messages, music and calls coming in, but there’s no way you can do anything. Don’t panic! The blank screen on your iPhone 3G,…