Pete Wailes

There are those who say his strong, silent nature came after communing with a goat for three days atop the mountain Kangchenjunga. Others speak of his intellect as proof that he is in fact a robot, and that he for one welcomes the advent of the insect overlords. All we know is, he isn't the Stig. But he is the Stig's marketing cousin. Note: all statements that he's actually from Wales, has been doing marketing for 10 years, speaks at various conferences and enjoys running, salsa and taekwondo are vicious rumours and should be ignored. He also cannot be found on twitter or Google Plus.